When you subscribe, you’ll get a welcome email with a link to the audiobook hosted on my website. Clicking on that link will then allow you to listen in the browser or download the free audiobook.

After you download the audiobook, you get to keep it. You can unsubscribe from my emails any time. There is an unsubscribe button at the bottom of every email. Doing so does not affect your audiobook. You keep it. However, please at least listen to the audiobook before you decide to ditch me completely. Maybe you’ll be so thrilled to learn more about my projects!

It’s a nice 1:52:31 long. One hour and fifty minutes. Almost 2 hours of free audio entertainment sounds like a good deal to me.

Yes. Downloading the book to your computer/device is the best way to ensure you have it forever. It comes in an MP3 format and is 154MB in size.

Please email me at josh@joshuabcoleman.com. If the link doesn’t work from the email, it might be broken on my side somehow. If anything else doesn’t work . . . well it should, so please contact me so I can resolve it.

My self-proclaimed rating is: PG-13. “Shit” is the worst word you’re going to see, and I don’t use it much. There is no gore, or graphic violence. There is no sex. It’s just a guy wandering The Wasteland, trying to survive the crazy, unpredictable world. There are raccoons, and junipers, traps, and car chases! What more could you want?

It’s a post-apocalyptic, dark comedy, light novel…prequel. Some might call it weird western too.

You’re allowing me to email you about book updates, so you’ll know when I release a new book or have a sale. This is good for people who want to continue reading/listening to the series in the future, and it benefits me financially if you purchase a book. That’s the dry bones explanation and ignores any reader-author relationships that can be built. I’ll send updates occasionally about what’s going on in my writing world, and if I update my website with any more fun stuff. Again, if you later decide you don’t want any part of that, it’s really easy to unsubscribe.

Good for you.

It’s a spider. But don’t worry, it’s just hanging out, havin’ fun until something tasty comes along.

It was a shih tzu.

Honestly, I don’t think people care that much about these questions. So, I might as well have fun with it. Email sign ups are pretty common. I hope people know what to expect already. Now, if only I can remember to email regularly enough that people don’t forget me completely!

The question is: is it the end, or a part of a fish?