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You can listen to The Handyman right here in the browser, or click “Download MP3” to download the MP3 to your device. The file size is 154MB, and saved at a high quality 192kbps. Only the best for you. It’s just shy of 2 hours long.
Thanks for subscribing to my email newsletter. As a thank you from me, here’s that free audiobook I promised. If you’re wondering what you just sign up for, I have a FAQ page describing my email newsletter. Or the TLDR: I basically only email when a new book comes out, or a new format (like audiobook). Occasionally I may send an update about my writing, or a discount, but I don’t email very often. This isn’t some weekly newsletter. It’s just a way to keep you up-to-date on my projects so you can continue to enjoy them.
What's this audiobook even about?
This is a prequel story to A Handyman Can’t Fix The Wasteland, following our main character, Paul, as he gets himself into trouble across The Wasteland. It’s a dark comedy, with a bit of absurdism, if I’m being honest, which means it gets a little ridiculous at time for a good laugh, and maybe a little philosophical too.
Other books in the series include:
A Handyman Can’t Fix The Wasteland Vol. 1
A Handyman Can’t Fix The Wasteland Vol. 2
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